Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Words and music by: Logan Allison

LONNIS:

I got something that you can't unhear

Me and the gang ain't from around here

We wanted to see the '04 World's Fair

But ended up in a dimensional tear

Place seems right, but the time so wrong

Where have all the atoms gone?

Guess we're gonna check it out

See what this new world's about

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Holding on for dear life

(Faster than the speed of light!)

An interdimensional flight!

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All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Where we go you won't believe in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Time, space, my boys, and me in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

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Cherry red with silver rims

The coolest that there's ever been!

Fitted with the latest luxuries like the

Malt-O'-Matic Milkshake Machine

INKWELL: (Patent pending!)

We can see any place any time

From 2016 to 1609

Things seen only in your dreams

The age of stone or the age of steam

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Holding on for dear life

(Faster than the speed of light!)

INKWELL: An interdimensional flight!

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All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Where we go you won't believe in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Time, space, my boys, and me in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

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We've been a lot of places haven't we boys?

In fact you might even say "We've been everywhere, man!"

Well, for the information of the listeners...

We've compiled a list of things we've seen, places we've been

Inkwell, my notepad please! (Sure thing, Lonnie!)

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First airplane flight? We've seen it!

A world where left is right? We've seen it!

Steam-powered cities? We've seen it!

Space pirates singing shanties? We've seen it!

A world where people speak backwards? !ti nees ev'eW

A world where people speak no words? .....................

A world ruled by hippopotami? We've seen it!

A world ruled by rogue AI???

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INKWELL: I LOVED IT!!!

I mean... Purely from an observational standpoint...

I think its important that we study other cultures...

I personally would never choose to live in a world without humans because...

People are just... The-e-e-e-e bee's knees....!

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LONNIS:

All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Where we go you won't believe in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

All systems in the green on our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Time, space, my boys, and me in our

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Never seen Vic's face so green than in the

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Go to places you'll never see in there

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Just one ride and you'll believe in the

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine

Fueled by the atom, not by gasoline it's the

Atomic Cadillac Time Machine!